Clown College Dropout

[Clown College Dropout]

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Welcome to this funny little blog of mine. My name is Rat, short for Ratthew, but if you want to, you can call me Tooth. Or Jo. That one is fine too. I am known for being a clown college dropout primarily. I was too flexible for the clown car stuff and it freaked people out a bit too hard, so honestly it’s probably better that this happened.

Presently, I study evolutionary bio, do occasional lab work, and sometimes a bit of freelance art stuff. If you’re interested in my art you can find it over on @ardent-in-woe

Honestly, I’m just here to post and have a silly time. If ya’ll ever need me to tag something feel free to send a message.

[Clown College Dropout]

[effemimaniac]

have you seen the images?

[Clown College Dropout]

[kushblazer666]

[Clown College Dropout]

[androidboy]

i was in the passenger seat and my girlfriend put her arm out when she made an abrupt stop and her friend in the backseat was like “aww that was so cute that you just instinctively did that!!” and it WAS very cute but i know she used to deliver pizzas. i know i was precious pizza cargo

[Clown College Dropout]

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[lucky-strabismus]

"quota"

am i in the fucking sales department

[imp]

im deity of accessible

[xyz-jaden]

Top surgery’s on me boys!!

[dropdeaddropout]

I got "disorder" first which was fucking hilarious but I accidentally clicked off before I could screenshot it. Went back and got this instead

I am the queen of the universe

[heygirlareyouhungry]

EXCUSE ME

[vristaeus]

now what exactly does this mean..

[finnglas]

Mine came up with "gems" which - for someone named Jules is just funny

[thebibliosphere]

"Crisis."

Yeah, that's... yeah.

[mothman-etd]

[Clown College Dropout]

[catchymemes]

[Clown College Dropout]

[medievaljournalist]

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

[Clown College Dropout]

[griffonatrix]

ALT

this came to me in a dream

[Clown College Dropout]

[clovis-bray-ate-my-son]

[Clown College Dropout]

[teathattast]

[Clown College Dropout]

Anonymous asked:

Literally how does your mind work 😟

calellon answered:

? it doesnt